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- Location:
- los angeles, ca
- About Me:
- hello. my name is chris jones and i'm your average well-read, jetsetting chick magnet (although i'm not very good with animals, gravity or life). here are things about me:
hp: 32/100
level: 23 (next level: 1000 XP)
strength: 6/20
stamina: 2/20
dexterity: 5/20
effort: 1/20
idea: 5/20
luck: 2/20
charisma: 6/20
special moves: pretty decent memory, being relatively well-informed about most topics, next-to-no sense of smell, spinning drill jump
turn-ons: alliteration, bicycles, books, magazines, donkey kong, ellipses, grilled cheeses, homophones used poetically in popular music, the news (actual current events as well as the columbia records recording artists), pop songs, pop songs about abortion, buttons (the kind on shirts and pants. not the decorative buttons with the pointy parts), glasses, quesadillas (mexican grilled cheeses), argyle, comic books, radio shows, sex, naps, spoken word intros to songs, vh1 classic, wearing ties, and dance...
turn-offs: cars (the transportation device, not the columbia records recording artists), harrison ford, the matrix, blueberry muffins, vince vaughn, genocide, the smell of condiments, the misuse of the term, "moneyshot," that bitch stacy hinkhouse in the freaky friday remake.
fears: earthquakes, divorce, ghosts
dreams: strangers sitting on the edge of my bed staring at me. apparently, this means i may have been molested as a child.
hopes: (see dreams)
celebrity crushes: alex mack, paul rudd, the girl without arms who does bowling from the maury show, that girl at yale who induced a bunch of abortions for an art project, miranda cosgrove.
dungeon master's note: i couldn't find a 20-sided die when doing my stats, so i had to use a standard 6-sided die . it shouldn't make that much of a difference though. it's like my mom used to shout at me when i was a baby, "god probably lost his 20-sided die when he was making you!"
- Favorite Scott Pilgrim character(s):
- Scott Pilgrim, Matthew Patel
- Favorite Music:
- afrirampo, the arcade fire, ariel pink, the beach boys, the beatles, belle and sebastian, billy joel, bob dylan, bob wills, the boomtown rats, bright eyes, brinsley schwarz, bruce springsteen, camera obscura, cat power, the clash, daniel johnston, david bowie, elliot smith, elvis costello, emmylou harris, fleetwood mac, graham parsons haircut 100, hank williams, huey lewis, iggy pop, john hiatt, jolie holland, joy division, the kinks, lene lovich, lucinda williams, m. ward, meat loaf, merle haggard, neutral milk hotel, new order, the new york dolls, the pixies, the pogues, the polyphonic spree, the pretenders, pulp, the ramones, serge gainsbourg, the shins, the smiths, squeeze, t.rex, talking heads, tom petty, tom waits, the who, the zombies
- Favorite TV Shows:
- 24, 30 rock, the adventures of pete and pete, arrested development, the ben stiller show, bottom, brass eye, da ali g show, dance 360, the day today, dr. katz: professional therapist, freaks and geeks, futurama, golden girls, home movies, i’m alan partridge, the kids in the hall, the king of queens (shut up. it's good), knowing me knowing you, the mighty boosh, project runway, spaced, stella, strangers with candy, time trumpet, upright citizens brigade, viva variety, yes, dear, you can’t do that on television, zoobilee zoo.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
that episode of the golden girls where rose nylund thought she had aids and was all bitchy and resentful towards blanche devereaux because let's face it, if anyone in the south florida retirement community deserves aids, it's blanche devereaux...
The manna that is vh1 classic...
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