the league of MEN has challenged you, Steven

[The Good Doctor]

while reading this, it is important to listen to the following songs.







Steven, you know what you did.
We have taken away your man card.
You have accepted the terms for its return.
You understand what must be done.

The council of muscular manly men with beards who hunt and don’t wear pants on Thursdays because their women like when they flex has presented you your challenge, the details are as follows:

-Man up by dressing in a bunny suit and purchase some tampons, chocolate, Midol, and other feminine necessities. Then, when at the checkout, you must look the cashier in the eye and say, "it's that time of the month."-

Only by completing this challenge will your card and all 200 of its points will be returned to you, along with you metaphorical balls (seeing as we cant really take away the real ones).

Video evidence would be preferred; pictures will be accepted (lots of pictures)

WITNESSES TO THE ACCEPTANCE OF THIS CHALLENGE:
The Good Doctor (ambassador to the league of men and presenter of the challenge)
Jared
(If anyone else was online at the time, let me know so I can add you to this list)


Don’t let us down Steven, we belive in you
The League has spoken.

[Cody Nelson Aho]

Well I can add this to the list of different way "Man Cards" are used.

I've got-

You get three; every time you do something unmanly, you lose one. Then when all are gone you have to redeem them by the rules of the people you lost your last one around.

or

You get five and every time you do some thing unmanly the person that calls it gets your card. They get to add it to their stack. But if you lost all yours you can't claim anybodies till you get one back by doing something more manly than someone else.

These are any little thing can get a card taken but if you call something and it was manly enough you can’t take another one till the next time (the person gets a bye)

Also I have seen small variants of these and the one you posted here.

[The Good Doctor]

the system in my quad is a little different. i will post the rules and such later when i am not tired.

[The Good Doctor]

men are men and have a man card

points are awared in different categories for different actions. some categories include badassery, douchebaggary, handy man, thats what she said, things that have gotten me laid, wanna know how i got these scares, i cryed and then got laid so on...

along with the point, high fives, fist bumps, chest bumps, manly man hug can also be given to show props for certin actions.

there can also be cake and corndogs at that party.

I'm pretty sure my cat is deff and has ADHD. what a tank.

[anthony kirwald]

ok Steven, WTF?
im waiting for bunny pics....NOW.....maybe?

[Scuba-Steve Matthews]

Listen man, don't rush me on this, I've been practicing on the girls in work, I'm trying to get to a point of not laughing when I say "it's my time of the month"

OKAY?!

[anthony kirwald]

well its good to know you didnt bitch out, BITCH.

[The Good Doctor]

yea, BITCH.

[anthony kirwald]

YEAH BITCH. haw bitch? bitch gunna bitch out bitch? Haw? BITCH?!?!

(sorry, i just spent all yesterday doing thsi joke over and over)