Im currently tired as hell from only getting 2 hrs of sleep last night because I was up late drawing and then had to get up early to film something for a fake trailer I'm making (involving Alien Ghost Robot Clones), so I'm debating whether to go to sleep now or go to bed later. Also I'm debating whether or not to go to the St. Patrick's Day Parade tomorrow in my area, because on one side it'll be cool cuz I love social events, I'm 25% Irish, and Hilary Clinton is supposed to be there. But on the other end it's going to suck to have to fight through crowds, and I'll be there by myself so it will have a slightly awkardness to it when I bump into people I used to hang out with ("Who are you here with?" - "Uh, noone?"), and also I hate abnoxious drunk strangers (I don't drink) and that's all it's going to be pretty much, running up to me asking for high fives only because they feel balsy enough to approach someone random all of a sudden only because they are tipsy. Don't get me wrong, some drunk people are hilarious, but 9 out of 10 times they aren't. But I'm probably going to eat cereal or something and watch Conan O'Brien in an hour, then take Ambien because I have bad insomnia and thatttttssss all folks. *cue Looney Tunes music*
Absolute truth(s) in life: 1. Pirates are cooler than ninjas, 2. There is no such thing as a bad pirate joke.
Frankly, it is unnerving to realize that two questions which have plagued philosophers for thousands of years were so easily answered by a drunken concrete salesman ;)
Oh, and this exact second I am watching 'Big Trouble in Little China' and dreaming of making a sticker that reads 'WWJBD?': "What Would Jack Burton Do?"